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South Carolina high school freshman arrested, suspended for using word

 

Sheesh! Just another example of no common sense, just poop for brains.

 

(borrowed): Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; ... - Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault.

 

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

 

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers - I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim.

 

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

 

Ruthie

Edited by Not1CentMore

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wayjen

Arrest singers for singing about drugs and guns and murder.

 

Arrest script writers for plotting to blow up the USA and and and....

 

Arrest Actors for learning to kill top brass.

 

But let's not encourage people with an active mind that can do well.

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Not1CentMore

Wayne...

 

Even IF the Police are correct (and I am not one to readily believe much of anything that comes out of the mouth of someone trying to pull the CYOA card), and this boy was 'disruptive' and that is what led to his arrest...

 

How many of 'normal', 'everyday' kids (not gang-bangers or street thugs' - they are well accustomed to it), when they are about to be given 'wrist jewelry', wouldn't become 'disruptive' and perhaps a tad combatant? Shoot-a-bug, at my 'mature' age, if a cop accused me of something I did not do, or so much accused me of having the 'intent' to do something I had never thought of doing and tried to slap on the cuffs, at the very least he/she would get a good piece of my mind that would fall under the category of 'disruptive'. Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it'd be off to jail I go.

 

Idiots!

 

Ruthie

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YiaYia1

Arrest all custom officials for allowing "fake" items to enter the country

 

Arrest the Director of the Department of Trade allowing items from China to enter SA and end in retail

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