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HARLANDT    10
HARLANDT

Looking for a fart machine2 that works with a remote

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MiemsJewels    10
MiemsJewels

Welcome to the forum Harlandt,. Is this Fart machine meant for your mother in law perhaps?

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HARLANDT    10
HARLANDT
Welcome to the forum Harlandt,. Is this Fart machine meant for your mother in law perhaps?

 

No,

 

She is a fart machine on her own.

 

Can sometimes hear her when she is walking down the passage, sounds like a scooter misfiring :bigsmile:

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YiaYia1    10
YiaYia1

Please I am not your mother-in-law... Poor woman have to put up with you...hahaha

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

I could offer to rent you my husband (but he doesn't come cheap!) (Please, folks, don't tell MrAerospace.)

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HARLANDT    10
HARLANDT
I could offer to rent you my husband (but he doesn't come cheap!) (Please, folks, don't tell MrAerospace.)

 

Just need the sound and not the smell :toung:

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink
Just need the sound and not the smell :toung:

 

Okay - MrAerospace is definitely out then, as is Ruby the labrador in our home!

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geewhizz    20
geewhizz

Killing myself laughing.:bigsmile:- You know the ones that are so good you feel like all the wind has left your system

There are definately really good farts.Like admins link "number 6--Donald Duck"My sons used to call them wetties.

My mother-in-law was such a stuck up snob--Snobs don't fart

When my mother farted my father used to say"Poor ass**** that never rejoices:nuts:

Edited by geewhizz

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YiaYia1    10
YiaYia1

That comments on a fart machine can give you such a good laugh so early in the morning... What a good way of starting the day... Have a fart machine lovely day

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geewhizz    20
geewhizz
Okay - MrAerospace is definitely out then, as is Ruby the labrador in our home!

 

Sounds more like Mr. Air-O-Space

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svw    10
svw

My three ridgeback's would give any fart machine a run for its money ! Nothing like waking up in the morning to a fog in the room no matter how cold it is outside - doors and windows have to be thrown wide open before hubby dares light his first smoke of the day...:sick:

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