HARLANDT 10 Posted June 22, 2013 Looking for a fart machine2 that works with a remote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiemsJewels 12 Posted June 23, 2013 Welcome to the forum Harlandt,. Is this Fart machine meant for your mother in law perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HARLANDT 10 Posted June 24, 2013 Welcome to the forum Harlandt,. Is this Fart machine meant for your mother in law perhaps? No, She is a fart machine on her own. Can sometimes hear her when she is walking down the passage, sounds like a scooter misfiring :bigsmile: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YiaYia1 10 Posted June 24, 2013 Please I am not your mother-in-law... Poor woman have to put up with you...hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted June 24, 2013 I could offer to rent you my husband (but he doesn't come cheap!) (Please, folks, don't tell MrAerospace.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HARLANDT 10 Posted June 24, 2013 I could offer to rent you my husband (but he doesn't come cheap!) (Please, folks, don't tell MrAerospace.) Just need the sound and not the smell :toung: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
admin 6 Posted June 24, 2013 Hide the laptop under the chair :nuts: Fart Machine / Fart Sound Board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted June 25, 2013 Just need the sound and not the smell :toung: Okay - MrAerospace is definitely out then, as is Ruby the labrador in our home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Miss Muffet 65 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Killing myself laughing.:bigsmile:- You know the ones that are so good you feel like all the wind has left your system There are definately really good farts.Like admins link "number 6--Donald Duck"My sons used to call them wetties. My mother-in-law was such a stuck up snob--Snobs don't fart When my mother farted my father used to say"Poor ass**** that never rejoices:nuts: Edited June 25, 2013 by geewhizz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YiaYia1 10 Posted June 26, 2013 That comments on a fart machine can give you such a good laugh so early in the morning... What a good way of starting the day... Have a fart machine lovely day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Miss Muffet 65 Posted June 26, 2013 Okay - MrAerospace is definitely out then, as is Ruby the labrador in our home! Sounds more like Mr. Air-O-Space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svw 10 Posted June 26, 2013 My three ridgeback's would give any fart machine a run for its money ! Nothing like waking up in the morning to a fog in the room no matter how cold it is outside - doors and windows have to be thrown wide open before hubby dares light his first smoke of the day...:sick: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
