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Little Miss Muffet

If you have a difficult buyer you can order your revenge here.-A mighty mite

Just when the rest of me has cleared up I found them under my breast.

They were not there 3 days ago

You would have to post them overnight as they can only live for 3 days off a human body.

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Vegar

What on earth are you talking about? You found mites under your breast and you want to ship them to a difficult buyer?? Me thinks you need a general check-up ... :amazed:

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wayjen

I won't say anything!!

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Just Beachin

This must be a scam, you already said they don't last 3 days without a host! Furthermore I know it will take weeks for the post office to sort itself out once the strike over!:sneaky: by the way, how much for how many?

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svw
This must be a scam, you already said they don't last 3 days without a host! Furthermore I know it will take weeks for the post office to sort itself out once the strike over!:sneaky: by the way, how much for how many?

 

Me thinks the mangy old dear must be in a rare rather generous mood and is trying to give them away for free :whistling:

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Rambeo

You giving them away .. free to a good home. Thats sweet.

 

Why not list them on Friday R1 auction. Some last minute bidder will probably bid on them at 13h59. And then realise that the overnight postage is too high. Imagine the negative ratings. "My free mange was too expensive."

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lilythepink

Pammie said she got them in the UK - we need to establish where she slept! :cool:

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wayjen

Pammie is a mite trafficker.

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alloway65

Poor little mites, they should be protected by law!!!!

 

Did you have export & import licences?

 

You know the Brits love there pets....someone will be heartbroken.

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lilythepink

And did the mites go into quarantine before being allowed into South Africa?

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alloway65
And did the mites go into quarantine before being allowed into South Africa?

 

With mites the owner should have gone into quarantine as well, otherwise without the hosts/owners blood the poor creatures would die.

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wayjen

"How the Mite(y) have fallen".

 

"The Mite shalt inherit the earth"!

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Little Miss Muffet

Went back to Doc today and he says mites are dead

.He says the rash under the ball on my chest is a heat rash

:oh:.

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wayjen
Went back to Doc today and he says mites are dead

.He says the rash under the ball on my chest is a heat rash

:oh:.

 

It's called a boob Pammie, B.o.O.B!

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Rambeo

Lol. I should hope theres BALL ​on her her chest.

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wayjen
Lol. I should hope theres BALL ​on her her chest.

maybe if they playing naked Twister.

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Rambeo

Left hand red. Right foot green. Mite under ball.

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wayjen

If any of those mites are still living and have grandkids they can tell them they travelled a broad (noun).

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Little Miss Muffet

Boobs,****,knockers,balls,:blink1: whatever you want to call them gave me quite a fright yesterday

I couldn't face food or sleep probably last night.

Glad I went to the quack to make sure

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Just Beachin

ROTFL TMI

we're all family here so I need to restrain myself (Insert the smiley with the ball gag in mouth):grin:

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svw
maybe if they playing naked Twister.

 

Are you telling us this was the inspiration for the traditional 'koeksister' ...:colbert:

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lilythepink

It may be the inspiration for Hot Cross Buns?

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Little Miss Muffet

"The Coopers":smile:

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