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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore

Fun 'n Games time!

 

This is a TWO-PART game.

 

FIRST.... ya gotta figure out AND POST the 'word' for each Redneck definition and THEN answer the question below.

 

1. Place to hang your car / truck keys.

2. Place in the truck to hang your guns.

3. When you run out of Polygrip.

4. First word in a kiss-off phrase.

5. What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

6. Activity meant to provide bait for a troutline.

7. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

8. Can you lend me your truck?

9. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

10. What your fingers have with the TV remote.

11. What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

12. Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

13. What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

14. Climb a muddy hill with three flat tires.

15. A wager.

 

WHAT AM I?

 

Answer(s) will be posted and winner announced Thursday PM next (my time). Winner will receive... are you ready for this?... a 'holiday'!

 

Have Fun!

 

Ruthie

Edited by Not1CentMore

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wayjen    10
wayjen

ooh hell, this is gonna be a hard one.

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore
ooh hell, this is gonna be a hard one.

 

:whistling: (and now I am off to watch the inside of my eyelids for a few hours)

 

Ruthie

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

I am dizzy. How am I supposed to work this lot out?

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore

Here's a hint:

 

13. What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall. / Answer: Mowed 'em.

 

Not quite 'as easy as fallin' off a log'... gonna have to get the brain 'juices' flowing on this one.

 

Ruthie

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JohnBenn    10
JohnBenn

A riddle and a half.

 

11. pack her to the brim

12.Sudden' comfort

15.betya.

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore
A riddle and a half.

 

11. pack her to the brim

12.Sudden' comfort

15.betya.

 

'Thinking' in the right direction. Keep workin' it.

 

Ruthie

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voldermort    10
voldermort

First Lot Of Answers:

 

1. Keyboard

2. Window

3. Floppy

4. Byte

5. Reboot

6. Network

7. Mouse

8. Lan

9. Cursor

10. Digital Control

11. Log On

12. Rom

13. Modem

14. Hard Drive

15. Bit

Second Answer: A Computer

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wayjen    10
wayjen
First Lot Of Answers:

 

1. Keyboard

2. Window

3. Floppy

4. Byte

5. Reboot

6. Network

7. Mouse

8. Lan

9. Cursor

10. Digital Control

11. Log On

12. Rom

13. Modem

14. Hard Drive

15. Bit

Second Answer: A Computer

 

 

hey Sam you mindreader you, I was gonna paste those answers yesterday too.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
First Lot Of Answers:

 

1. Keyboard

2. Window

3. Floppy

4. Byte

5. Reboot

6. Network

7. Mouse

8. Lan

9. Cursor

10. Digital Control

11. Log On

12. Rom

13. Modem

14. Hard Drive

15. Bit

Second Answer: A Computer

 

Absolutely. This is the answer from the Voldermort, Wayjen, Jongleur triumvirate. So far.

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voldermort    10
voldermort

Indeed - Laurel & Hardy up above just forgot to write their answers down yesterday :sneaky:

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore
Indeed - Laurel & Hardy up above just forgot to write their answers down yesterday :sneaky:

 

Laurel and Hardy... oh, my!

 

Congrats, Sam, you are the winner! Kinda 'thunk' it would take a little more 'head scratching' before someone figured it out, but just goes to show that I need to 'step up my game' to keep a step of you guys / gals. Smart cookies you are!

 

Ruthie

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svw    10
svw
Laurel and Hardy... oh, my!

 

Congrats, Sam, you are the winner! Kinda 'thunk' it would take a little more 'head scratching' before someone figured it out, but just goes to show that I need to 'step up my game' to keep a step of you guys / gals. Smart cookies you are!

 

Ruthie

 

Congrats 'V' well done!

 

As for the other two comics still trying to make up my mind who Ruthie should award the 'slap' or 'stick' to...

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore
As for the other two comics still trying to make up my mind who Ruthie should award the 'slap' or 'stick' to...

 

"Slap" CHAPLI12_zpsf4693175.gif and "Stick" CHAPLI12_zpsf4693175.gif.

 

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur

Brother Wayne ............... these girls are being ugly and sad of us.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
Brother Wayne ............... these girls are being ugly and sad of us.

At least we look good brother.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
At least we look good brother.

 

Now this is the thing you see. Perhaps we should be grateful. At least we

are not referred to as trolls or Sharks supporters, slithering mamba`s and

the like. That would be beyond the pale.

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voldermort    10
voldermort
At least we

are not referred to as trolls or Sharks supporters, slithering mamba`s and

the like.

 

Certainly you are not, if memory serves you are a Blue Bulls guy? Might need to check the new schedule then...........

 

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Certainly you are not, if memory serves you are a Blue Bulls guy? Might need to check the new schedule then...........

 

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Disgraceful, spurious lies from our enemies. Take no notice.

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voldermort    10
voldermort
Disgraceful, spurious lies from our enemies. Take no notice.

 

I dunno sangomie, & you, especially being a sangomie & all, should know there is no smoke without fire :oh:

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My answer is you

 

Reboot your computer

 

because you are talking computer SOFTWARE lingo or computer terms.... lol

 

Place in the truck to hang your guns - A Floppy Disk (old 5")

When you run out of Polygrip - the old network Modem

How you got rid of your dandelions - ROM

Delicious when you mix it with coca cola - Megabyte ...

First word in a kiss-off phrase - Reboot (thus my opening comment)... how many times have we all done this!!!

What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff - You Network to survive (eg Facebook)

Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line - the Mouse in your hand

Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case - LAN or the old Local Area Network

To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." - that elusive Cursor under DOS

What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend - the bit

A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

 

Kind regards

 

Scott Balson

Edited by ndoa18

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
I dunno sangomie, & you, especially being a sangomie & all, should know there is no smoke without fire :oh:

 

Smoke ! Fire ! Could my wife possibly be alone in the kitchen. She`s not allowed you know. Strict

instructions from the insurance lady.

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Rambeo    10
Rambeo

Actually Bulls have been moved to MTV.

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voldermort    10
voldermort
Actually Bulls have been moved to MTV.

 

they sing almost as good as sangomie :amuse:

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
they sing almost as good as sangomie :amuse:

 

I like the " almost ".

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