Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 9, 2013 (edited) Fun 'n Games time! This is a TWO-PART game. FIRST.... ya gotta figure out AND POST the 'word' for each Redneck definition and THEN answer the question below. 1. Place to hang your car / truck keys. 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. 3. When you run out of Polygrip. 4. First word in a kiss-off phrase. 5. What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. 6. Activity meant to provide bait for a troutline. 7. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. 8. Can you lend me your truck? 9. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. 10. What your fingers have with the TV remote. 11. What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. 12. Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. 13. What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall. 14. Climb a muddy hill with three flat tires. 15. A wager. WHAT AM I? Answer(s) will be posted and winner announced Thursday PM next (my time). Winner will receive... are you ready for this?... a 'holiday'! Have Fun! Ruthie Edited February 9, 2013 by Not1CentMore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted February 9, 2013 ooh hell, this is gonna be a hard one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 9, 2013 ooh hell, this is gonna be a hard one. :whistling: (and now I am off to watch the inside of my eyelids for a few hours) Ruthie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 10 Posted February 9, 2013 I am dizzy. How am I supposed to work this lot out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 9, 2013 Here's a hint: 13. What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall. / Answer: Mowed 'em. Not quite 'as easy as fallin' off a log'... gonna have to get the brain 'juices' flowing on this one. Ruthie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnBenn 10 Posted February 9, 2013 A riddle and a half. 11. pack her to the brim 12.Sudden' comfort 15.betya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 9, 2013 A riddle and a half. 11. pack her to the brim 12.Sudden' comfort 15.betya. 'Thinking' in the right direction. Keep workin' it. Ruthie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 10 Posted February 9, 2013 First Lot Of Answers: 1. Keyboard 2. Window 3. Floppy 4. Byte 5. Reboot 6. Network 7. Mouse 8. Lan 9. Cursor 10. Digital Control 11. Log On 12. Rom 13. Modem 14. Hard Drive 15. Bit Second Answer: A Computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted February 10, 2013 First Lot Of Answers: 1. Keyboard 2. Window 3. Floppy 4. Byte 5. Reboot 6. Network 7. Mouse 8. Lan 9. Cursor 10. Digital Control 11. Log On 12. Rom 13. Modem 14. Hard Drive 15. Bit Second Answer: A Computer hey Sam you mindreader you, I was gonna paste those answers yesterday too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 10, 2013 First Lot Of Answers: 1. Keyboard 2. Window 3. Floppy 4. Byte 5. Reboot 6. Network 7. Mouse 8. Lan 9. Cursor 10. Digital Control 11. Log On 12. Rom 13. Modem 14. Hard Drive 15. Bit Second Answer: A Computer Absolutely. This is the answer from the Voldermort, Wayjen, Jongleur triumvirate. So far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 10 Posted February 10, 2013 Indeed - Laurel & Hardy up above just forgot to write their answers down yesterday :sneaky: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 10, 2013 Indeed - Laurel & Hardy up above just forgot to write their answers down yesterday :sneaky: Laurel and Hardy... oh, my! Congrats, Sam, you are the winner! Kinda 'thunk' it would take a little more 'head scratching' before someone figured it out, but just goes to show that I need to 'step up my game' to keep a step of you guys / gals. Smart cookies you are! Ruthie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svw 10 Posted February 10, 2013 Laurel and Hardy... oh, my! Congrats, Sam, you are the winner! Kinda 'thunk' it would take a little more 'head scratching' before someone figured it out, but just goes to show that I need to 'step up my game' to keep a step of you guys / gals. Smart cookies you are! Ruthie Congrats 'V' well done! As for the other two comics still trying to make up my mind who Ruthie should award the 'slap' or 'stick' to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted February 10, 2013 As for the other two comics still trying to make up my mind who Ruthie should award the 'slap' or 'stick' to... "Slap" and "Stick" . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 10, 2013 Brother Wayne ............... these girls are being ugly and sad of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted February 11, 2013 Brother Wayne ............... these girls are being ugly and sad of us. At least we look good brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 11, 2013 At least we look good brother. Now this is the thing you see. Perhaps we should be grateful. At least we are not referred to as trolls or Sharks supporters, slithering mamba`s and the like. That would be beyond the pale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 10 Posted February 11, 2013 At least we are not referred to as trolls or Sharks supporters, slithering mamba`s and the like. Certainly you are not, if memory serves you are a Blue Bulls guy? Might need to check the new schedule then........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 11, 2013 Certainly you are not, if memory serves you are a Blue Bulls guy? Might need to check the new schedule then........... [ATTACH=CONFIG]4484[/ATTACH] Disgraceful, spurious lies from our enemies. Take no notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 10 Posted February 11, 2013 Disgraceful, spurious lies from our enemies. Take no notice. I dunno sangomie, & you, especially being a sangomie & all, should know there is no smoke without fire :oh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) My answer is you Reboot your computer because you are talking computer SOFTWARE lingo or computer terms.... lol Place in the truck to hang your guns - A Floppy Disk (old 5") When you run out of Polygrip - the old network Modem How you got rid of your dandelions - ROM Delicious when you mix it with coca cola - Megabyte ... First word in a kiss-off phrase - Reboot (thus my opening comment)... how many times have we all done this!!! What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff - You Network to survive (eg Facebook) Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line - the Mouse in your hand Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case - LAN or the old Local Area Network To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." - that elusive Cursor under DOS What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend - the bit A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." Kind regards Scott Balson Edited February 11, 2013 by ndoa18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 11, 2013 I dunno sangomie, & you, especially being a sangomie & all, should know there is no smoke without fire :oh: Smoke ! Fire ! Could my wife possibly be alone in the kitchen. She`s not allowed you know. Strict instructions from the insurance lady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambeo 10 Posted February 12, 2013 Actually Bulls have been moved to MTV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 10 Posted February 12, 2013 Actually Bulls have been moved to MTV. they sing almost as good as sangomie :amuse: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted February 12, 2013 they sing almost as good as sangomie :amuse: I like the " almost ". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
