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JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new

baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got

two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

 

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny

replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie

said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of

your panties. Mine say five to six."

 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love

you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside

my bedroom window."

 

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller.

She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing

her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap

and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder,

the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

 

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the

hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said,

"It makes my teeth cough."

 

DIANE (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:

"How much do I cost?"

 

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were

hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes

off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her

mouth?"

 

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When

his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't

know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How

will my wife fit in?"

 

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:

"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out

of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to

salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

 

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,

rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her

for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your

face?

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Priceless !

 

Going to add one to the list - my nephew aged 4 at the time cut himself. He came running into the house and between the tears blurted out that he was leaking...

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lilythepink

When our eldest son was about three and got himself hurriedly dressed one morning, I told him he had his shoes on the wrong feet.

 

"But, Mom," he said. "I has no other feet"!!

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