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For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack

Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an

intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and

owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull

Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a

high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe

Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with

them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known

as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather

nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.


Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout

childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.


The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens’ nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse..

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them!


Crock O. Schitt




Edited by MrAerospace

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Who give's a......


Hi Crock


You forgot to mention "Who give's a Schitt" who is the direct descendant of "Dumb Schitt" and "Media Schitt".


Source: Ancestory.com


Love the thread


Scott Balson

Edited by ndoa18

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