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[TD]Shipping method[/TD]

[TD]Shipping details[/TD]

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[TD]STANDARD REGISTERED MAIL[/TD]

[TD=class: right]R125.00 for the first item

additional items free

Insurance is charged at an additional 3.00% of the order value:sick:[/TD]

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JANDS
[TABLE=class: item_shipping_table, width: 100%]

[TR]

[TD]Shipping method[/TD]

[TD]Shipping details[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]STANDARD REGISTERED MAIL[/TD]

[TD=class: right]R125.00 for the first item

additional items free

Insurance is charged at an additional 3.00% of the order value:sick:[/TD]

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[/TABLE]

 

Your item will arrive in a polished Stinkwood crate and upon opening, a f***g bunny-girl will jump out. I suggest keeping the crate and sending the wench on her way.

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Bellcoin

I wonder before sending her on her way - does the R125.00 include a "service fee"??

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wayjen
I wonder before sending her on her way - does the R125.00 include a "service fee"??

 

 

She dismantles the crate FROM THE INSIDE!!

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Bellcoin

Oooo - I wonder what she is wearing when she jumps out - could just be my lucky day, and the best "buy" ever on BOB!:biggrin:

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ATA STAMP CENTRE

Whenever something is exorbitantly priced,why does everyone always think there is a woman involved??

Experience perhaps?:rolleyes:

neil

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voldermort
Whenever something is exorbitantly priced,why does everyone always think there is a woman involved??

Experience perhaps?:rolleyes:

neil

 

Totally agree, they immediately assume "woman" which is more than ridiculous as why on earth would a woman jumping out a box, breaking a box, kicking a box etc etc etc interest me in the least? Probably just scare me to hell & gone........Why not "man", breaking a box, jumping out a box, kicking a box etc etc etc & for that price, why not Bruce Willis doing all this & included in the service fee.:confused:

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JANDS

I wrote this for Bellcoin, assuming he was a hot-blooded male like myself who, if a man jumped out of the box, would unhesitatingly moer him on the spot. I can rewrite this for the ladies and have Julius Malema jump out?

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wayjen

I'd think it was someone husband trying to catch me in the act of checking his wife's tonsils and giving her a thorough "medical' examination.

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Bellcoin

Women are always exorbitantly priced:razz:

 

If a male jumped out of the box I would file a SNC immediately!

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dstorm
Whenever something is exorbitantly priced,why does everyone always think there is a woman involved??

Experience perhaps?:rolleyes:

neil

Best ever on the BoB forum.

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lilythepink

If Julius Malema jumped out of the box I would need smelling salts to recover!

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dstorm
If Julius Malema jumped out of the box I would need smelling salts to recover!

Our friend Julius would not jump out of a box. He would have six body guards carrying him out.

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wayjen

Julius can't think "outside the box" so he will never jump out because people will think he is a moron....oh wait.....!

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JANDS

Its "Mistah Juliaaas" to you

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Bellcoin

Does JUJU make the stink wood box? I have heard he is a phenomenal woodworker.

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JANDS

I think he makes the stink

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alloway65

I have seen a seller charge R95.00 for the first item and R75.00 for each additional item......makes the R125.00 look cheap, if one is buying multiple items from this seller!

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lilythepink

Ja, baas.

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Vegar
I have seen a seller charge R95.00 for the first item and R75.00 for each additional item......makes the R125.00 look cheap, if one is buying multiple items from this seller!

 

Is there any point in reporting exorbitant shipping costs? On EBAY sellers are penalized for profiting on the shipping.

 

I suppose I will just continue not buying from those sellers.

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Vegar

BTW, Bruce Willis is a bit old to be jumping out of stinkwood boxes - Daniel Craig perhaps ;-)

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qball

Of course there is...

 

If they don't get reported we can't act against them... :wondering:

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alloway65
Of course there is...

 

If they don't get reported we can't act against them... :wondering:

 

It all depends on what BoB Admin think unreasonable.

 

I have being paying possibly 10 times more on insurance lately than I do on the actual products.....but still bargains for me otherwise I would not buy!

 

I am stocking up on Christmas gifts for Clients.

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