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wayjen    10
wayjen

With those we don't need to get married.

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JANDS    10
JANDS

At my age I have my own.

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wayjen    10
wayjen

I am going to purchase me a blow-up doll to practice blowing up balloons for my grandchildren one day.

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JANDS    10
JANDS

You get those blow up matresses too. Is that not the same thing?

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wayjen    10
wayjen
You get those blow up matresses too. Is that not the same thing?

 

You can't dress up a mattress.

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JANDS    10
JANDS
You can't dress up a mattress.

 

Mine is very alluring with a pillow.

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wayjen    10
wayjen

Is there a product we can practice on when we want to check our prostate?

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JANDS    10
JANDS

Again....I use my mattress for prostrate.

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svw    10
svw
Again....I use my mattress for prostrate.

 

Amazing mattress you have there JANDS...:whistling:

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

And I remember the joke which would do the rounds in the days of drive-ins ... chaps in the office would joke about doing the breast stroke the nights they went there!

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wayjen    10
wayjen
And I remember the joke which would do the rounds in the days of drive-ins ... chaps in the office would joke about doing the breast stroke the nights they went there!

"....trust me, I'm a doctor!"

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JANDS    10
JANDS
Amazing mattress you have there JANDS...:whistling:

 

Jirre...if I answered this off the cuff, I could get into serious k@k...:weird:

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svw    10
svw
Jirre...if I answered this off the cuff, I could get into serious k@k...:weird:

 

Nothing that a good ole' shovel couldn't sort out :colbert:

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JANDS    10
JANDS
Nothing that a good ole' shovel couldn't sort out

 

She would chew the shovel and spit the pieces at me.:sad2:

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