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Should I, in my innocence, come across this fair maiden, I shall address her thus :

 

Come sit thee beside me

where no serpent hisses

And I shall smother thee

with kisses

 

I can only imagine her enchanting reply.

 

I can only imagine what a bloody fool you'll look like talking & blowing kisses into thin air.........:unsure:

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Jongleur
I can only imagine what a bloody fool you'll look like talking & blowing kisses into thin air.........:unsure:

 

"Breathe, breathe in the air,

I like to come home

tired and .................

 

Bet you cant finish the song, the band, the album ...........

 

Bet you a golden pound you cant.

Edited by Jongleur
Tormenting Sam.

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voldermort

it's good to warm my bones beside the fire - Pink Floyd, Dark Side Of the Moon

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"Breathe, breathe in the air,

I like to come home

tired and .................

 

Bet you cant finish the song, the band, the album ...........

 

Bet you a golden pound you cant.

 

You owe me one big fat golden pound........

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Jongleur
it's good to warm my bones beside the fire - Pink Floyd, Dark Side Of the Moon

 

Hi. This is Len`s wife. He hit his head and went into a coma. I`ll let you know if he

comes round. Perhaps in 2020 or so.

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Hi. This is Len`s wife. He hit his head and went into a coma. I`ll let you know if he

comes round. Perhaps in 2020 or so.

 

Hi Len's wife, this is Sam's husband. Thought I should let you know she has just left for the windy city, something about collecting 10 golden pounds owed to her - perhaps you would be good enough to package them before she arrives?

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Hi Len's wife, this is Sam's husband. Thought I should let you know she has just left for the windy city, something about collecting 10 golden pounds owed to her - perhaps you would be good enough to package them before she arrives?

 

He came round. It`s a miracle !

 

I should have known - with an IQ of 142 vs 82 I was bound to lose to the Great Skirt From The South.

A Golden Pound it shall be.

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He came round. It`s a miracle !

 

I should have known - with an IQ of 142 vs 82 I was bound to lose to the Great Skirt From The South.

Ten Golden Pounds it shall be.

 

Thank you so much :smile: all of the forum is witness to this :blink1:

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Thank you so much :smile: all of the forum is witness to this :blink1:

 

These bliksems keep outbidding me in the Golden Pounds section. I`m already at R1.50. But I`m too cunning for

them. I`ll put in a long bid for R10.00. That should take care of them.

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These bliksems keep outbidding me in the Golden Pounds section. I`m already at R1.50. But I`m too cunning for

them. I`ll put in a long bid for R10.00. That should take care of them.

 

I think when you place your long bid of R10.00 - strike the numbers with force, that should make those buggers know that you mean business & are not to be fooled around with :evil:

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JANDS

Watch out Russia, here comes Vollie....:sowsuser:

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Watch out Russia, here comes Vollie....:sowsuser:

 

Vollie - who be that? :worried:

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lilythepink

Vollie, aka The Greek Goddess and voldermort!

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Vollie, aka The Greek Goddess and voldermort!

 

You forgot meteorite :cool:

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lilythepink

Has it landed yet?

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