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Black ants need to improve sexual prowess?

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JohnBenn    10
JohnBenn

What are you and MrA up to today?:shock::shock::shock:haha

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

Oh, if only you knew ... but we have killed our plague of ants, fortunately! Hope they don't reappear come summer!

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svw    10
svw

:nuts::nuts::nuts:... How on earth can drinking cold water reduce it's effect - on the flip side maybe this should be promoted - ant's are easier to breed than Rhinos...

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

That's why I belong to so many 'save the rhino' projects!

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svw    10
svw

NOW I know what that bottle of booze is that a Chinese chap gave my hubby :idea: - it has spent the last few years sitting on the shelf unopened - lethal looking stuff clear liquid with Black Ants floating around in it...

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

I'm really glad for you that hubby didn't need to use the contents! You might have had very strange family jewels on (in?) your hands! :rolleyes:

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JANDS    10
JANDS

Lilly! Whatever are you referring to? :worried:

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alloway65    10
alloway65

I am not a racist but I would like my tablets made from White ants...please!:whistling:

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svw    10
svw
I'm really glad for you that hubby didn't need to use the contents! You might have had very strange family jewels on (in?) your hands! :rolleyes:

 

:surprised: Warped beyond recognition...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink
Lilly! Whatever are you referring to? :worried:

 

They are known by so many names that I would hate to confuse you even further. Suffice it to say, "family jewels". :nuts:

 

Our 3-year-old grandson calls them "winkie-balls". Does that help?

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JANDS    10
JANDS

Now I know what you mean. They go multi-coloured the more you suck them. We used to buy them at the corner store for about 4 for 1cent. You can't play marbles with them though, they crack easily. :nuts:

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JohnBenn    10
JohnBenn

Filthy,filthy...beyond filthy talk there, Grandma Pink.:unsure:

Laughing my jewels into my abdomen....ouch.:blink1:

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JohnBenn    10
JohnBenn

This was me painting the study last night,I think my shadow had some black ants:blink1:.

 

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
This was me painting the study last night,I think my shadow had some black ants:blink1:.

 

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This is the thing you see. Shadows just can`t be trusted.

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JANDS    10
JANDS

I think I see the light.....:idea:

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

Looks like JohnBenn has no need for the black ants muti! Lucky fellow!

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svw    10
svw
This was me painting the study last night,I think my shadow had some black ants:blink1:.

 

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Oh for the ambitions of men but alas merely the shadow of a dream ... :whistling:

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Oh for the ambitions of men but alas merely the shadow of a dream ... :whistling:

 

Very impressive turn of phrase.

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JANDS    10
JANDS

Yet with these words I thee woo

Dreams, ambitions noo

tis thy mind I'm after

till happily thou shalt swing from my rafter.....:whistling:

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svw    10
svw
Yet with these words I thee woo

Dreams, ambitions noo

tis thy mind I'm after

till happily thou shalt swing from my rafter.....:whistling:

 

:awesome:... Hopefully the Black Ants haven't gnawed their way through otherwise you would be in for a rude awakening...

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JANDS    10
JANDS

I dont see black ants gnawing their way through the woodies and nailies and suchies in my rafters.:weird:

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