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Apparently Blue Bull steaks were on the menu last night!

 

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Sharks 32 - Bulls 10

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Apparently Blue Bull steaks were on the menu last night!

 

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Sharks 32 - Bulls 10

 

Because of the Swine ref, Swine weather, Swine stadium, Swine supporters and all things Swine.

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What does the Bulls and Nokia have in common ........ 32-10 :twisted:

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Because of the Swine ref, Swine weather, Swine stadium, Swine supporters and all things Swine.

 

Our thoughts are with you during this blue period of loss...

 

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Miss Jewels

Sharkies....my team!

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lol....I'm "stealing" this line for my status!

What does the Bulls and Nokia have in common ........ 32-10 :twisted:

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Miss Jewels

Mr Admin....waar kruip jy deesdae weg?

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Because of the Swine ref, Swine weather, Swine stadium, Swine supporters and all things Swine.

 

maybe they were all suffering from swine flu :hm:

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Because of the Swine ref, Swine weather, Swine stadium, Swine supporters and all things Swine.

 

Remember somebody's favourite quote....."Cowboys don't cry". Score not even close!!

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Remember somebody's favourite quote....."Cowboys don't cry". Score not even close!!

 

Who`s crying? Sulking, yes. Highly irate, definitely. Terribly hacked off, naturally. Impetuous, childishly so.

And ........... losing bets to my 12 year old daughter. She doesnt believe me anymore when I tell her the ref

is deliberately blowing against the Bulls. Can you imagine.

But no tears.

Maybe it`s this pink thing. My poor team takes abuse from all sides off the field. On the field away from home we have to

deal with rodent referees, verminous opponents, swine linesman and biased commentators. But Loftus awaits you all. And

scorelines of 60 odd plus for to perhaps 3 against.

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Who`s crying? Sulking, yes. Highly irate, definitely. Terribly hacked off, naturally. Impetuous, childishly so.

And ........... losing bets to my 12 year old daughter. She doesnt believe me anymore when I tell her the ref

is deliberately blowing against the Bulls. Can you imagine.

But no tears.

Maybe it`s this pink thing. My poor team takes abuse from all sides off the field. On the field away from home we have to

deal with rodent referees, verminous opponents, swine linesman and biased commentators. But Loftus awaits you all. And

scorelines of 60 odd plus for to perhaps 3 against.

 

Absolutely fantastic! Never ever has anyone explained the meaning of the word crying with so much detail to me. Thanks Jongleur :twisted::ninja:

 

p.s. How do you embarrass a Bulls rugby player........pass him a rugby ball :whistling:

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Absolutely fantastic! Never ever has anyone explained the meaning of the word crying with so much detail to me. Thanks Jongleur :twisted::ninja:

 

p.s. How do you embarrass a Bulls rugby player........pass him a rugby ball :whistling:

 

Grade 3 pupils at a school in PRETORIA had to tell what their fathers job was.

The normal jobs were all the rage with some being bus drivers,a doctor ,a plumber and a policeman.

 

When it was Pierre JNR,S,s turn he stood up and said"My dad is an exotic dancer in a *** club.he takes off all his clothes in front of strange men.Sometimes if the offer is good he will take money and rent a cheap room and lets them ...... him.

Shocked,the teacher put the class to work on some reading and colouring pictures and called PIERRE JNR. aside.

Does your dad really do that?she asked him

NO,said PIERRE JNR,he actually plays rugby for the BLUE BULLS but i was too ashamed to say so!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Len you should come join me on FB in a Poker tournament.These people....you can't live with them or without:push:.

 

Ons sal laaste lag......lekker lag.

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Hello all

 

Perhaps off the topic, but perhaps relevant.

 

Please let it be known that I am a WP / Stormers supporter (ex Western Cape, living in Johannesburg since 1982).

 

Two weeks ago, we as Gauteng stamp dealers, invaded BLOEMFONTEIN (hoping to make some money, have some social life and other things).

 

I became involved in an argument with a staunch Free State (Cheetah) supporter, with me saying that the Western Cape people have a sense of humour.

 

He simple floored me with the following: “If the Cape Town rugby supporters indeed had a sense of humour, they would have laughed every time the Stormers ran onto the Newlands rugby field".

 

His words, not mine!

 

Keep well and regards

 

Jacques

(yes I do know about what the Stormers did this weekend).

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Hello all

 

Perhaps off the topic, but perhaps relevant.

 

Please let it be known that I am a WP / Stormers supporter (ex Western Cape, living in Johannesburg since 1982).

 

Two weeks ago, we as Gauteng stamp dealers, invaded BLOEMFONTEIN (hoping to make some money, have some social life and other things).

 

I became involved in an argument with a staunch Free State (Cheetah) supporter, with me saying that the Western Cape people have a sense of humour.

 

He simple floored me with the following: “If the Cape Town rugby supporters indeed had a sense of humour, they would have laughed every time the Stormers ran onto the Newlands rugby field".

 

His words, not mine!

 

Keep well and regards

 

Jacques

(yes I do know about what the Stormers did this weekend).

 

We have seen the Cheetahs beating the Stormers at Newlands in a semi final twice

in the last few years with the Stormers snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Hopefully they will play themselves into a home semi and a home final and win for

a change.

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Absolutely fantastic! Never ever has anyone explained the meaning of the word crying with so much detail to me. Thanks Jongleur :twisted::ninja:

 

p.s. How do you embarrass a Bulls rugby player........pass him a rugby ball :whistling:

 

I am humbled by your praise.

 

There is a way of saying things with bovine impudence when you know you are in an indefensible position.

As a student I learned, while defending a R3.00 traffic violation, that the Magistraat can`t call you

a lying Rhinkhals just as much as she refuses to believe your reason for why you are before her

in the first place. (The maggies were always women !). So the next time you speak nicely, humor her and she in turn listens indulgently

and with effusive praise for your honesty whacks you for contempt of court, doubles the fine and warns of dire

consequences for any future offence. But as Naas Botha famously said - " Cowboys dont cry ". And so you

make plans for future encounters. Like asking her out on a date in front of her boyfriend who plays

front ranker for eerste span. (We were married in the spring).

 

And what news from Margate? Have you been fleeced of your last cent by these wayward ladies? Or did

you take my advice? If you did I can send a few more pointers.

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Len you should come join me on FB in a Poker tournament.These people....you can't live with them or without:push:.

 

Ons sal laaste lag......lekker lag.

 

Jy is reg JB. Die Bulls lag al 25 jaar lank.

 

Poker ? I went to the casino once and it was a bad experience. I won a "5 card trick" at the cards possie

only to be told I was not playing at home and that no such rule existed. And then this same snotty dealer

went ape when I touched my cards to pull them closer to me. " Dont touch the cards " she said. "Why not" I

asked, feeling dik the moer- in with her. She ignored me but the guy next to me told me people mark the cards

with acid on their fingers and some other crap about casino rules. When I looked to her for confirmation I got this

frosty look. It turned into a smile when I asked her for a finger bowl.

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Jy is reg JB. Die Bulls lag al 25 jaar lank.

 

Poker ? I went to the casino once and it was a bad experience. I won a "5 card trick" at the cards possie

only to be told I was not playing at home and that no such rule existed. And then this same snotty dealer

went ape when I touched my cards to pull them closer to me. " Dont touch the cards " she said. "Why not" I

asked, feeling dik the moer- in with her. She ignored me but the guy next to me told me people mark the cards

with acid on their fingers and some other crap about casino rules. When I looked to her for confirmation I got this

frosty look. It turned into a smile when I asked her for a finger bowl.

 

Haha.....OK:laugh:

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svw

Latest news flash from Blue Bull Country on this blue Monday is that some new "Blue Bull Babes" are being interviewed this morning.

 

Should the Bulls not win this coming weekend then these ladies will be taking over from the present dancers in desperate attempt to drum up support..........

 

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The blonde one must have typed the caption "bloe(t)":grin:

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Latest news flash from Blue Bull Country on this blue Monday is that some new "Blue Bull Babes" are being interviewed this morning.

 

Should the Bulls not win this coming weekend then these ladies will be taking over from the present dancers in desperate attempt to drum up support..........

 

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Some of our supporters prefer the " fuller " figure. They will look cute in pink.

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Latest news flash from Blue Bull Country on this blue Monday is that some new "Blue Bull Babes" are being interviewed this morning.

 

Should the Bulls not win this coming weekend then these ladies will be taking over from the present dancers in desperate attempt to drum up support..........

 

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Nou weet ek hoekom die BULLE speel asof hulle nie "HORINGS" het nie!!

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