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Please Admin and QBall - The forum is gettting out of hand

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mellowred

Dear Messrs Admin and QBall

This is a very, very urgent call

 

The forum is getting out of hand

Several members should be "band"

 

With all the messages to be read

I just can't earn my daily bread

 

It's impossible, try as I may

I just can't make it through the day

 

All the chirping, chat and fun

I'm just can't get me off my bum

 

Bills are piling, chores not done

I must just read another one

 

So please dear sirs, close it down

Just for a day so I can cease to frown

 

This one small favour I ask of you

Just in time or I'll sink in the poo

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voldermort

I have a far better idea Cuanette, how about they just ban you indefinitely thus giving you time to do all you need to :idea: & on that note I now have to start cleaning up here as well :thinking:

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kyle2
Dear Messrs Admin and QBall

This is a very, very urgent call

 

This one small favour I ask of you

Just in time or I'll sink in the poo

 

Lol........... Too true.:blink1:

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lilythepink

Mellowred is making bold

but I really feel the truth must be told.

Poetically she blames the forum

because she thinks we are a quorum

of time-wasters par excellence (indeed we are)

but there's no need to stop us

'cause without this forum we'd be in the bar!

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kyle2

'cause without this forum we'd be in the bar!

 

Mmmmmm.....Bar..... double scotch if you please....:smile1:

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mellowred
Mellowred is making bold

but I really feel the truth must be told.

Poetically she blames the forum

because she thinks we are a quorum

of time-wasters par excellence (indeed we are)

but there's no need to stop us

'cause without this forum we'd be in the bar!

 

Hic, Hic, thachts shwhy shthey invlentshed slapthops Mth Lil ! Hic, stcheeshrs.

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svw

Just logged on now - what a morning - I really neeeeed a coffee break!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Replaced the light bulb in the fridge - suddenly saw that it really, really, needed cleaning. Halfway through knocked a bottle of beetroot over Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - glass + beetroot all over the kitchen + splashed beetroot all over my new jeans - ended up cleaning and cleaning and cleaning inbetween swearing at the absent family member "hubby" who insists on buying the #$%^ stuff in the first instance [hope his ears were burning to ashes whilst he sat drinking coffee at work]. Yippee eventually finished walk into the office to find the #$%^ cat had left a half eaten bird under my desk!!!!!!

 

Think I need something stronger than coffee after all that.

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lilythepink

And tjeers (hic, gurgle and burp) to all of you, especially mellowred!

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svw
And tjeers (hic, gurgle and burp) to all of you, especially mellowred!

 

Whoops ................. early start on the sundowners

 

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MiemsJewels
Just logged on now - what a morning - I really neeeeed a coffee break!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Replaced the light bulb in the fridge - suddenly saw that it really, really, needed cleaning. Halfway through knocked a bottle of beetroot over Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - glass + beetroot all over the kitchen + splashed beetroot all over my new jeans - ended up cleaning and cleaning and cleaning inbetween swearing at the absent family member "hubby" who insists on buying the #$%^ stuff in the first instance [hope his ears were burning to ashes whilst he sat drinking coffee at work]. Yippee eventually finished walk into the office to find the #$%^ cat had left a half eaten bird under my desk!!!!!!

 

Think I need something stronger than coffee after all that.

 

Give that woman a Balls!!

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mellowred

Bells! Miems, Bells! :toung:

 

SVW - never ever replace the light bulb in the fridge. Those "things in there are all dead in any case - germs can't survive at less than 4 degrees (well someone told me that once and I believe them).

 

Nah V - you'd miss me ... come on admit it ... you would.

 

and Ms Lil - me laptop is buggered now and it's your fault. Spilt a bottle of red on it while trying to get on the forum down at the pub :blink1:

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lilythepink

Well you'll just have to invest in your friends' ol' PC which we think you shouldn't pay more than R400 for! :sneaky:

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mellowred
Well you'll just have to invest in your friends' ol' PC which we think you shouldn't pay more than R400 for! :sneaky:

 

OK picture this ... one huge bum, trolling up the hill, ciggie in one hand and a PC tower, screen, keyboard and mouse tucked under the other arm. No it won't work. If RIS drives by he won't recognise me without the finger.

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MsPlod

LOL! LOL! LOL! oh and LOL!!!!

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qball

Sorry, was I meant to shut the forum down???? :sneaky:

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oaks and acorns
Sorry, was I meant to shut the forum down???? :sneaky:

 

Since you didn't, how about a round for the mellow one.

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mellowred
Sorry, was I meant to shut the forum down???? :sneaky:

 

I was hoping, yes. Just for a week or so, or I'll have to hire an assistant to get things done around here.

 

It's becoming Public Nuisance No. 1. :toung:

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lilythepink

A quick thought for mellowred: hire Wayne's trolley for travelling around Napier! Just leave his glass eye behind!

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svw
A quick thought for mellowred: hire Wayne's trolley for travelling around Napier! Just leave his glass eye behind!

 

And with a bit of luck he may of left you something to eat inside it!

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mrmouse

noooo i still want super bobber status , then you can .

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Eccentric Beads

I have not fiddled much with the forum in past, between kids,house and beads my time is normally scarce,

But thank you all for your awesomeness, as now I know where to go when I need a good laugh!

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JANDS

Upon perusal I found

many words being flung around

hither and thither

with nary a quiver

now all that is left is the hope

as through the verbal barrage I grope

that with patience and understanding and luck

kan ek ophou lees oor so baie "what a beautiful day"

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