admin 8 Posted May 1, 2012 :laugh: US man suing BMW for 2-year erection | News24 :thinking: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaks and acorns 10 Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Priaprism usually indicates a spinal cord injury, trauma related - so if anyone ever observes such a thing at the scene of an accident, please DO NOT move the victim. The condition also affects horse and bike riders as well as long distance drivers (arterial). Be interesting to see if Mr Wolf's claim against BMW and their seat design is successful. The chap certainly has my condolences... his condition must be awfully frustrating :blink1: Edited May 1, 2012 by oaks and acorns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted May 1, 2012 oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
admin 8 Posted May 1, 2012 oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too. Read again, this bloke had no downs in 2 years :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted May 1, 2012 hmmm, maybe I should actually sit in the trolley next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svw 10 Posted May 1, 2012 Seems like BMW is the new viagra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) I can see it now.... The Complaintant will have to present his 'evidence' in order to prove his case... standing with his drawers down around his ankles all day to show the Jury that his 'dog' is a 'Snoopy' and not a 'Droopy'. Ruthie Edited May 2, 2012 by Not1CentMore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted May 2, 2012 so then just to straighten things out, unless I am seeing things: Henry Wolf filed a lawsuit claiming that he was stricken with a persistent, long-lasting erection. In the suit, The Huffington Post writes, the US man says he is now unable to engage in sexual activity. Of course there is a chance that I have just woken up therefore all is not clear to me but surely you need the one to do the other, don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mellowred 10 Posted May 2, 2012 ................ don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf: They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted May 2, 2012 They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved. Ahhh, no hands + a lack of female companionship :toung: now it starts becoming clearer to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted May 2, 2012 Makes me wonder how he copes in the mens' room! Very wet ceiling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MsPlod 11 Posted May 2, 2012 It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaks and acorns 10 Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me... Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something... Edited May 2, 2012 by oaks and acorns to add: to not mention the pain and discomfort factor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted May 2, 2012 It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me... Shame, I guess the poor man was having quite a hard time :blink1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MsPlod 11 Posted May 2, 2012 Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something... Hadn't thought of that! Ouch!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alloway65 10 Posted May 2, 2012 As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted May 2, 2012 I would like to buy that bike. A truckload of cash can be made in China renting it out by the hour. That bike will do what no Rhino horn, Lions testicles, Tigers bones, Snake venom or any other concoction has ever done before. Payment in Pounds Sterling, Gold and Silver Bullion before you get to ride the "Everlasting One". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not1CentMore 10 Posted May 2, 2012 And then, after hearing the evidence presented by both sides, before the Jury retires to deliberate and render a verdict, the Judge will turn and address the Jury, "Members of the Jury".... Oh, boy...all the Jurors wil most certainly need to be male. Ruthie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted May 2, 2012 & if he loses he should be sentenced to 2 years hard labour :blink1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jongleur 10 Posted May 2, 2012 As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest: Been trying to buy one all day. Sold out worldwide. Very cheeky sales staff giggling in the background. Waiting list until 2070. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
admin 8 Posted May 2, 2012 Biker used panties to dodge fines | News24 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaks and acorns 10 Posted May 2, 2012 Evening admin, shouldn't you be attending to this: http://forum.bidorbuy.co.za/forum-community-watch/16609-x-rated-uder-chidrens-toys.html#post139580 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
admin 8 Posted May 2, 2012 Evening admin, shouldn't you be attending to this: http://forum.bidorbuy.co.za/forum-community-watch/16609-x-rated-uder-chidrens-toys.html#post139580 Hi oaks, Nope, still reading the news :whistling: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted May 4, 2012 for every ying there is a yang - a partnership could have bn the ideal solution to both their problems......... http://www.women24.com/Wellness/BodyAndSpirit/She-is-trying-to-kill-me-with-sex-20120502 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaks and acorns 10 Posted May 4, 2012 Not a bad shot v, but a year and about 5 yards out. Wanna try again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites