US-man-suing-BMW

[admin 4]

:laugh: US man suing BMW for 2-year erection | News24 :thinking:

[oaks and acorns 10]

Priaprism usually indicates a spinal cord injury, trauma related - so if anyone ever observes such a thing at the scene of an accident, please DO NOT move the victim.

 

The condition also affects horse and bike riders as well as long distance drivers (arterial). Be interesting to see if Mr Wolf's claim against BMW and their seat design is successful.

 

The chap certainly has my condolences... his condition must be awfully frustrating :blink1:

Edited May 1, 2012 by oaks and acorns

[wayjen 10]

oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too.

[admin 4]

oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too.

 

Read again, this bloke had no downs in 2 years :laugh:

[wayjen 10]

hmmm, maybe I should actually sit in the trolley next time.

[svw 10]

Seems like BMW is the new viagra.

[Not1CentMore 10]

I can see it now....

 

The Complaintant will have to present his 'evidence' in order to prove his case... standing with his drawers down around his ankles all day to show the Jury that his 'dog' is a 'Snoopy' and not a 'Droopy'.

 

Ruthie

Edited May 2, 2012 by Not1CentMore

[voldermort 11]

so then just to straighten things out, unless I am seeing things:

 

Henry Wolf filed a lawsuit claiming that he was stricken with a persistent, long-lasting erection.

 

In the suit, The Huffington Post writes, the US man says he is now unable to engage in sexual activity.

 

Of course there is a chance that I have just woken up therefore all is not clear to me but surely you need the one to do the other, don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf:

[mellowred 10]

................ don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf:

 

They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved.

[voldermort 11]

They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved.

 

Ahhh, no hands + a lack of female companionship :toung: now it starts becoming clearer to me

[lilythepink 11]

Makes me wonder how he copes in the mens' room! Very wet ceiling?

[MsPlod 10]

It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

[oaks and acorns 10]

It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

 

Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something...

Edited May 2, 2012 by oaks and acorns
to add: to not mention the pain and discomfort factor

[voldermort 11]

It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

 

Shame, I guess the poor man was having quite a hard time :blink1:

[MsPlod 10]

Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something...

Hadn't thought of that! Ouch!!

[alloway65 10]

As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest:

[Jongleur 10]

I would like to buy that bike. A truckload of cash can be made in China renting it out

by the hour. That bike will do what no Rhino horn, Lions testicles, Tigers bones, Snake

venom or any other concoction has ever done before.

 

Payment in Pounds Sterling, Gold and Silver Bullion before you get to ride the "Everlasting One".

[Not1CentMore 10]

And then, after hearing the evidence presented by both sides, before the Jury retires to deliberate and render a verdict, the Judge will turn and address the Jury,

 

"Members of the Jury"....

 

Oh, boy...all the Jurors wil most certainly need to be male.

 

Ruthie

[voldermort 11]

& if he loses he should be sentenced to 2 years hard labour :blink1:

[Jongleur 10]

As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest:

 

Been trying to buy one all day. Sold out worldwide. Very cheeky sales staff giggling in the

background. Waiting list until 2070.

[admin 4]

Biker used panties to dodge fines | News24

[oaks and acorns 10]

Evening admin, shouldn't you be attending to this: http://forum.bidorbuy.co.za/forum-community-watch/16609-x-rated-uder-chidrens-toys.html#post139580

[admin 4]

Evening admin, shouldn't you be attending to this: http://forum.bidorbuy.co.za/forum-community-watch/16609-x-rated-uder-chidrens-toys.html#post139580

 

Hi oaks,

 

Nope, still reading the news :whistling:

[voldermort 11]

for every ying there is a yang - a partnership could have bn the ideal solution to both their problems.........

 

http://www.women24.com/Wellness/BodyAndSpirit/She-is-trying-to-kill-me-with-sex-20120502

[oaks and acorns 10]

Not a bad shot v, but a year and about 5 yards out. Wanna try again?