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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns

Priaprism usually indicates a spinal cord injury, trauma related - so if anyone ever observes such a thing at the scene of an accident, please DO NOT move the victim.

 

The condition also affects horse and bike riders as well as long distance drivers (arterial). Be interesting to see if Mr Wolf's claim against BMW and their seat design is successful.

 

The chap certainly has my condolences... his condition must be awfully frustrating :blink1:

Edited by oaks and acorns

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wayjen    10
wayjen

oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too.

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admin    0
admin
oh please, I'm suing the major retailers because pushing a trolley has its ups and downs too.

 

Read again, this bloke had no downs in 2 years :laugh:

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wayjen    10
wayjen

hmmm, maybe I should actually sit in the trolley next time.

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svw    10
svw

Seems like BMW is the new viagra.

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore

I can see it now....

 

The Complaintant will have to present his 'evidence' in order to prove his case... standing with his drawers down around his ankles all day to show the Jury that his 'dog' is a 'Snoopy' and not a 'Droopy'. 58f5a73430408_11011032.GIF.4d2a0ae1d7ad20c370353b1761f21e43.GIF

 

Ruthie

Edited by Not1CentMore

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voldermort    10
voldermort

so then just to straighten things out, unless I am seeing things:

 

Henry Wolf filed a lawsuit claiming that he was stricken with a persistent, long-lasting erection.

 

In the suit, The Huffington Post writes, the US man says he is now unable to engage in sexual activity.

 

Of course there is a chance that I have just woken up therefore all is not clear to me but surely you need the one to do the other, don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf:

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mellowred    10
mellowred
................ don't they usually go hand in hand? :wtf:

 

They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved.

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voldermort    10
voldermort
They do V. But in this particular case there were no hands involved.

 

Ahhh, no hands + a lack of female companionship :toung: now it starts becoming clearer to me

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lilythepink    10
lilythepink

Makes me wonder how he copes in the mens' room! Very wet ceiling?

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MsPlod    10
MsPlod

It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns
It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

 

Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something...

Edited by oaks and acorns
to add: to not mention the pain and discomfort factor

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voldermort    10
voldermort
It's the "lost wages" part that is so confusing to me...

 

Shame, I guess the poor man was having quite a hard time :blink1:

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MsPlod    10
MsPlod
Not really, must be quite worrying and distracting and near impossible to focus and actually get any work done. Just imagine if you had to call on clients, or you were a floor salesman, or something...

Hadn't thought of that! Ouch!!

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alloway65    10
alloway65

As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest:

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur

I would like to buy that bike. A truckload of cash can be made in China renting it out

by the hour. That bike will do what no Rhino horn, Lions testicles, Tigers bones, Snake

venom or any other concoction has ever done before.

 

Payment in Pounds Sterling, Gold and Silver Bullion before you get to ride the "Everlasting One".

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Not1CentMore    10
Not1CentMore

And then, after hearing the evidence presented by both sides, before the Jury retires to deliberate and render a verdict, the Judge will turn and address the Jury,

 

"Members of the Jury"....

 

Oh, boy...all the Jurors wil most certainly need to be male.

 

Ruthie

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voldermort    10
voldermort

& if he loses he should be sentenced to 2 years hard labour :blink1:

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
As I am getting older possibly I should exchange my 5 Series for a BMW Motorbike!!!!:embarrest:

 

Been trying to buy one all day. Sold out worldwide. Very cheeky sales staff giggling in the

background. Waiting list until 2070.

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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns

Not a bad shot v, but a year and about 5 yards out. Wanna try again?

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