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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Server problems again maybe?

 

Seems like a weekend thing. Gonna place a bid on a R50 000 000.00 house

starting at R1.00. Systems crash, auction closes, viola. R1.00 possie.

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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns

Then I can rent it from you at R5.00, but only if it has a studio.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
Seems like a weekend thing. Gonna place a bid on a R50 000 000.00 house

starting at R1.00. Systems crash, auction closes, viola. R1.00 prossie.

 

She came with the house??

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mellowred    10
mellowred
She came with the house??

 

Possie Wayne, Possie! Ai, what are we to do with you? Sorry Len ... we lock him up ... he keeps slipping through the bars.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
She came with the house??

 

How did you do that?

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Then I can rent it from you at R5.00, but only if it has a studio.

 

Sounds like fun. We`ll paint some donkeys and flowers.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
Possie Wayne, Possie! Ai, what are we to do with you? Sorry Len ... we lock him up ... he keeps slipping through the bars.

 

I told you people I was thinking of fish and chips and I was called a liar. You see how thin I became, I can slip between the bars of my padded cell already.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
How did you do that?

 

I had nothing to do with it, she came with the house it seems.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Possie Wayne, Possie! Ai, what are we to do with you? Sorry Len ... we lock him up ... he keeps slipping through the bars.

 

And I thought Helen of the Mountain was being mean to him by refusing to allow

him deployed cadre status in her possie.

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Jongleur    10
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I had nothing to do with it, she came with the house it seems.

 

The post says possie. Are we under attack from Trojans, Worms and Mice ?

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Possie Wayne, Possie! Ai, what are we to do with you? Sorry Len ... we lock him up ... he keeps slipping through the bars.

 

Hi Mellow

 

Lock him up until after the next elections. Then we can deploy him to Afghanistan.

 

Don`t forget to support Real Madrid, Chelsea and the Bulls.

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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns

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wayjen    10
wayjen
The post says prossie. Are we under attack from Martians ?

 

Who knows you could be right.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
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You found her !

Wayne left for Egypt. Please forward any queries to me during his absence.

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mellowred    10
mellowred
Wayne's Prossie

 

Don't encourage the man ... assebbbllliiieeefff!

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oaks and acorns    10
oaks and acorns
Sounds like fun. We`ll paint some donkeys and flowers.

 

Well you could, I suppose. Have something else in mind though :whistling:

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mellowred    10
mellowred
Hi Mellow

 

Lock him up until after the next elections. Then we can deploy him to Afghanistan.

 

Don`t forget to support Real Madrid, Chelsea and the Bulls.

 

Sorry Len, I'm more likely to support Wayne's Prossie.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
You found her !

Wayne left for Egypt. Please forward any queries to me during his abstinence.

 

There we go, my wingman.

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mellowred    10
mellowred
And I thought Helen of the Mountain was being mean to him by refusing to allow

him deployed cadre status in her possie.

 

Any meanness towards Wayne is totally justified.

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wayjen    10
wayjen
Any meanness towards Wayne is totally justified.

 

Ai! man, don't get the trolls posting please.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
Sorry Len, I'm more likely to support Wayne's Prossie.

 

Disgraceful! Signs of a misspent something or other.

Maybe the prossie likes my teams. I`ll ask Wayne. She seems like a good sport/sort.

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Jongleur    10
Jongleur
There we go, my wingman.

 

I dimand you give me this power to edit threads. Will it work on

bank statements as well. Any bank.

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mellowred    10
mellowred
I dimand you give me this power to edit threads. Will it work on

bank statements as well. Any bank.

 

Nigerean spelling ... you qualify Jong. 100% in.

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mellowred    10
mellowred

Thanks Mr Gunslinger ... now we can talk rubbish and waste bandwidth again.

 

Thanks Jacques for pointing out that we need to "Stay on Topic" on important threads. It's all Wayne's fault of course. His glass eye was blocking the thread title and Len and I could not see where we were. :wacko:

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wayjen    10
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Thanks Gunslinger!!

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