wayjen 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I have not kept track of the amount of phone calls I get from Buyers who tell me they made a payment only to find there is nothing in the accounts and we have to file an SNC. I have not kept record of the phone calls I get telling me "my wife paid it into the wrong account and will sort it out tomorrow cause I really want the item". Proof of payment to someone else's bank account will not make me send you my product. We end up Filing an SNC. This is getting boring now and I do not entertain your excuses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATOMICSQUIRREL 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I get all exited when wayjen gets angry, its better then WWF.:nuts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted December 8, 2011 ha ha ha I can't buy a xmas gift with BS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATOMICSQUIRREL 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I love the song-like heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me" Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts: ...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I love the song heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me" Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts: ...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao I tried it once but my blouse was really well made and I broke a nail and got a nose bleed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATOMICSQUIRREL 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I tried it once but my blouse was really well made and I broke a nail and got a nose bleed. you kill me!!! :nuts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted December 8, 2011 Lucky for me the rain hid my tears from the injuries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amcintyre 10 Posted December 8, 2011 I love the song-like heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me" Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts: ...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao It sounds like a country and western song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
booksallsizes 10 Posted December 8, 2011 "I am just a seller on bidorbuy It's really hard and I question why Those long lonely nights of photo uploading Those long lonely days filled with non-payment foreboding So don't phone me and lie to me Or I'll have to file an SNC The time I spend on accurate listing While crying over how cruel Fate is twisting No time for my family, friends or my dog And no time to fix windows or that drain to unclog So don't phone me and lie to me Or I'll rate you negatively My children need shoes and the wife needs some cash And my computer keeps threatening to suddenly crash And all I want is a buyer to understand that my life Could do with more cake and less unnecessary strife So don't phone me and lie to me Don't phone me and lie to me Don't phone me and lie to me Cos I'm right on the edge of doing something crazy" (Vortechz - the tune for this is your baby :blink1: - definitely 'country') Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kebs 15 Posted December 8, 2011 Now you just need to put it on a CD & you'll make a fortune selling it on BOB! You may have to share sales with Wayne... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Miss Muffet 93 Posted December 8, 2011 There is something I am hating, A buyer gave me a neutral rating, The address it was sent to Is what I always do The one I am given On the order,OH! Heaven The buyer was given a tracking, The post office sent it packing To the wrong address Now I am the one who did transgress The truth is this buyer, Paid 2 weeks later After I filed an SNC Now maybe it is a revenge you see It irritates me to no end especially since I have sent her proof of sending to to the correct address. I asked her to change the rating now she is ignoring me. Just wait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
booksallsizes 10 Posted December 9, 2011 @geewhizz - I love your scary ending "Just wait"... :nuts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amcintyre 10 Posted December 9, 2011 Now you just need to put it on a CD & you'll make a fortune selling it on BOB! You may have to share sales with Wayne... I'll buy one, only on condition that I can mis-transfer the money to a wrong account, be out of town and not have internet connectivity, be injured and be hospitalised, forget my login details for BOB, have my home computer explode, run out of money...... :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seeds for Africa 18 Posted December 9, 2011 I'll buy one, only on condition that I can mis-transfer the money to a wrong account, be out of town and not have internet connectivity, be injured and be hospitalised, forget my login details for BOB, have my home computer explode, run out of money...... :twisted: You forgot about your relative that passed away......:sneaky: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eccentric Beads 10 Posted December 22, 2011 lol-- and don't forget the toddler was actually playing in my BOB account and ordered loads of stuff lol!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TS Ron 10 Posted December 22, 2011 lol-- and don't forget the toddler was actually playing in my BOB account and ordered loads of stuff lol!! Wow what an intelligent toddler! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites