Don't phone me and lie to me.

[wayjen 10]

I have not kept track of the amount of phone calls I get from Buyers who tell me they made a payment only to find there is nothing in the accounts and we have to file an SNC.

 

I have not kept record of the phone calls I get telling me "my wife paid it into the wrong account and will sort it out tomorrow cause I really want the item". Proof of payment to someone else's bank account will not make me send you my product. We end up Filing an SNC.

 

This is getting boring now and I do not entertain your excuses.

[ATOMICSQUIRREL 10]

I get all exited when wayjen gets angry, its better then WWF.:nuts:

[wayjen 10]

ha ha ha

 

I can't buy a xmas gift with BS.

[ATOMICSQUIRREL 10]

I love the song-like heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me"

 

Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts:

...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao

[wayjen 10]

I love the song heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me"

 

Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts:

...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao

 

I tried it once but my blouse was really well made and I broke a nail and got a nose bleed.

[ATOMICSQUIRREL 10]

I tried it once but my blouse was really well made and I broke a nail and got a nose bleed.

 

you kill me!!! :nuts:

[wayjen 10]

Lucky for me the rain hid my tears from the injuries.

[amcintyre 10]

I love the song-like heading..."Don't phone me and lie to me"

 

Its like One of those music videos where the bloke rips his shirt off in the rain all muscled up.:nuts:

...with girls falling off their chairs, prob a Chris Brown song lmao

 

It sounds like a country and western song.

[booksallsizes 10]

"I am just a seller on bidorbuy

It's really hard and I question why

Those long lonely nights of photo uploading

Those long lonely days filled with non-payment foreboding

 

So don't phone me and lie to me

Or I'll have to file an SNC

 

The time I spend on accurate listing

While crying over how cruel Fate is twisting

No time for my family, friends or my dog

And no time to fix windows or that drain to unclog

 

So don't phone me and lie to me

Or I'll rate you negatively

 

My children need shoes and the wife needs some cash

And my computer keeps threatening to suddenly crash

And all I want is a buyer to understand that my life

Could do with more cake and less unnecessary strife

 

So don't phone me and lie to me

Don't phone me and lie to me

Don't phone me and lie to me

Cos I'm right on the edge of doing something crazy"

 

(Vortechz - the tune for this is your baby :blink1: - definitely 'country')

[kebs 15]

Now you just need to put it on a CD & you'll make a fortune selling it on BOB! You may have to share sales with Wayne...

[Little Miss Muffet 78]

There is something I am hating,

A buyer gave me a neutral rating,

The address it was sent to

Is what I always do

The one I am given

On the order,OH! Heaven

 

The buyer was given a tracking,

The post office sent it packing

To the wrong address

Now I am the one who did transgress

 

The truth is this buyer,

Paid 2 weeks later

After I filed an SNC

Now maybe it is a revenge you see

 

It irritates me to no end especially since I have sent her proof of sending to to the correct address.

I asked her to change the rating now she is ignoring me.

Just wait

[booksallsizes 10]

@geewhizz - I love your scary ending "Just wait"... :nuts:

[amcintyre 10]

Now you just need to put it on a CD & you'll make a fortune selling it on BOB! You may have to share sales with Wayne...

 

I'll buy one, only on condition that I can mis-transfer the money to a wrong account, be out of town and not have internet connectivity, be injured and be hospitalised, forget my login details for BOB, have my home computer explode, run out of money...... :twisted:

[Seeds for Africa 18]

I'll buy one, only on condition that I can mis-transfer the money to a wrong account, be out of town and not have internet connectivity, be injured and be hospitalised, forget my login details for BOB, have my home computer explode, run out of money...... :twisted:

 

You forgot about your relative that passed away......:sneaky:

[Eccentric Beads 10]

lol-- and don't forget the toddler was actually playing in my BOB account and ordered loads of stuff lol!!

[TS Ron 10]

lol-- and don't forget the toddler was actually playing in my BOB account and ordered loads of stuff lol!!

Wow what an intelligent toddler!