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(: "a lesson in.. 'authority" :)

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DEA Officers stop at a ranch in Texas & speak with an old Rancher. He tells the Rancher "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The Rancher says "Okay, but don't go in that field over there" (& he points-out the location)


The DEA Officer verbally explodes saying: "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me" (reaching into his pocket - he removes his 'badge' & proudly displays it to the Rancher) "See this badge?" "This badge means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH".. "On any land".. "No Questions Asked or Answers Given!" "Have I Made Myself Clear??!!??!!" "Do You UNDERSTAND?!?!"


The Rancher nods politely, apologizes & goes about his chores.


A short time later, the old Rancher hear loud screams & sees the DEA Officers running for their lives - chased by the Rancher's Big Santa Gertudis BULL.. With every step the Bull is gaining ground on the officers, & it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches Safety.


The old Rancher puts down his tools, walks to the fence & yells..


(: "Your Badge" - "Show HIM Your BADGE!" :)

Edited by DestinysAngels

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