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When one combine the (JPBon - Power Nap-and-nip Alarm Clock) with the (JPBon - Orgasmatron Head Massager), you get a JPBon - Power Nap-and-nip orgasmatron massage session.

 

JPBon and I had a brief Q & A discussion on the one webpage about what to do when... At this stage he thinks a thinner dynamite stick may also work... Please see suggested instructions:

Directions:

 

[1] Just before you give yourself a head massage..., instead of placing this in a candle holder, "stick it up your **** to the mark indicating the number of minutes you wish to" rap or nap etc..., then lie on your stomach, light the candle and give yourself a head massage until you fall asleep...

 

[2] "Do not **** in your sleep or you will blow the candle out." Not the flame though...

 

[3] Do NOT roll over, cough nor sneeze... Remember to nip the butt first - in rather than out the butt... Do NOT panic - stay calm - even while screaming...

 

 

PS May one assume these items are gender friendly...:thinking:...

Edited by Edmund1000
Grammar...

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I will amaze you all with a new one later so watch out.

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oh boy.

Ok its done lol have fun finding it

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wayjen    10
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it's a cordless.....

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JPBon    10
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What do you think of the description

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oh boy.

 

You bet!

 

I already see things looking like surreal rearview-mirrored bullseye-spitting, orgasmatron auto-buttniping device DIY kits...

 

He clearly takes no prisoners... (Like the saying goes: "You snooze - you loose... or is it ooze?" :amuse: )

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Edmund, you reckon those items should be sold under the DISCREET heading?

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ha ha spot on.

 

JPBon warns: "Has every speed setting you could ever want... :biggrin:..."

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That's no maybe...

 

See it is secondhand? Is that like "No pun intended?" Pun, not as in "play"...

 

 

PS

Edmund, you reckon those items should be sold under the DISCREET heading?

 

No it's just an old fashioned two-wheeler... Thing is I sit currently surfing BOB while looking where my family is man... Why I do not know! That worn two-wheeler looks like a broken drag-ster to me... But one must admit; it looks like it may have one aggressive handgrip man!

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ha ha ha i'm surprised it's not under other unusual i mean that heading alone is unusual.

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Geez you guys have filthy minds

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it's Edmund he started it.

 

 

Cheers Edmund catch you tomorrow.

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ha ha ha i'm surprised it's not under other unusual i mean that heading alone is unusual.

 

By the way Wayne... You said something about unusual yet, you also mentioned "cordless".... I wonder if one can list it under Computers & Networking - Vintage "plug and play" items? Take a look - it's there.

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Geez you guys have filthy minds

 

I never... I'm shocked man. I [nearly] wondered where you got all those timer bootplugs, head-wobblizers and herbaceous massagers... Old Suzy's happy-bobby wharehouse? (<-- Spelling mistake - O-o-ops - sorry - The "o" got stuck on "bobby" just now!)

 

PS

 

See JP! Some deviant via google is already sniffing around your goodies on BOB! Even viewing this thread! You just went worldwide! Nasty! [:biggrin:]

 

PPS Cheers too - Sweet dreams Wayne. (LOL!)

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Doesnt look like people have a good sense of humour:

 

 

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Good grief! I'm blushing and The Beak isn't supposed to have red cheeks!

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Good grief! I'm blushing and The Beak isn't supposed to have red cheeks!

Hi!

Firstly: Happy 2011!

 

I see your real name is:"Alittlepink" ...:nuts:

 

What do you say about this BOB item...? Smuggeled in by some sincere Bobber...

 

 

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Says the arms are missing... O-oo yea...? :sad:

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Hi!

Firstly: Happy 2011!

 

I see your real name is:"Alittlepink" ...:nuts:

 

What do you say about this BOB item...? Smuggled in by some sincere Bobber... Says the arms are missing... O-oo yea...?

 

Happy New Year to you too, Edmund.

 

Regarding the fellow with the glass eye and trolley's "conker man" without arms, he's been hanging around (pardon the pun) BoB for quite some time now! Must be playing the drum with his non-existent toes? I'm thinking of making a fellow like him but with arms!

 

Regarding the name of "lilythepink" - it is my medicinal compound which is pink!

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Happy New Year to you too, Edmund.

 

Regarding the fellow with the glass eye and trolley's "conker man" without arms, he's been hanging around (pardon the pun) BoB for quite some time now! Must be playing the drum with his non-existent toes? I'm thinking of making a fellow like him but with arms!

 

Regarding the name of "lilythepink" - it is my medicinal compound which is pink!

 

Hi! Thank you - indeed.... LOL!

 

 

Doesn't look like people have a good sense of humour:

 

 

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O yea? !:biggrin:

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