Chop watermelons perhaps?

[lilythepink 11]

Swords - VERY NICE BLOODY SHARP SWORD - POSTAGE R45 for sale in Montagu (ID:25128559)

 

I love the description "bloody sharp"!

[kyle2 10]

Sounds like he has some after dark activities on the go " There can be only ONE"!

:cool:

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[lilythepink 11]

And definitely don't sit on it!

[kyle2 10]

I think the seller has images of the movie Highlander, and chopping off peoples heads to gain the ultimate power in the universe!:cool:

[lilythepink 11]

Well it could used to make coleslaw, I guess. Imagine chopping through the cabbage and carrots and high speed?

[kyle2 10]

I saw someone make a mess of a cake with one once. I have a whole bunch of swords, and other than scaring the crap out of someone, they have little other aplication.

Even coleslaw would be a challenge!

Unless you were attacked by a coleslaw, then you would have no choice but to defend yourself!

[ClickandShip 10]

Unless you were attacked by a coleslaw, then you would have no choice but to defend yourself!

 

It's more common than you think;)

[lilythepink 11]

Well at my age I think I've been attacked by many different things but have yet to experience an onslaught from coleslaw!

[kyle2 10]

I hate it when that happens! They're quick and sneaky those cabbages!

[lilythepink 11]

They obviously come from the sewerage farmers!

[kyle2 10]

Indeed, we get them here from all sorts, even Hydroponic farms, sneaky underwater devils.:cool:

[lilythepink 11]

Enough bull**** to start a crayfish or prawn farm?

[kyle2 10]

Are'nt they bottom feeders? buy pure definition, crap should sustain them!

[lilythepink 11]

That's what I was getting at - and is a good reason for me never eating crayfish or prawns (or crabs for that matter!)