Do you have a small face?

[lilythepink 10]

If you have a small face, you can now stretch it ....

 

Other Health & Beauty - Face Stretch massage roller - UNBELIEVABLE WHAT THIS CAN DO!!! for sale in Vereeniging (ID:25292423)

[voldermort 11]

But don't forget to flap your flabby skin upwards good grief

[lilythepink 10]

Don't forget the "undeveloped muscles"!! lol

[retailrush 10]

And don't mention the spelling...

[wayjen 10]

Chinese product for sure even down to the spelling. i can wear that under a wig and look 10 years younger.

[lilythepink 10]

Will you dangle it from your ear, Wayne?

[wayjen 10]

from behind the head then under my Elvis sideburns, no one will see it.

[kyle2 10]

You guys have got it wrong, it has to go on your Ace!, and make sure that you have a beer handy for your flabby bits!

I love chinese speaklish!

 

< Please put the face massage roller on thef ace sides & massage them,draught flabby skin upwards>

[lilythepink 10]

I don't know if I have an ace!. Could you enlighten me, please? (Could be the other side of my face, perhaps, or even my face on the other side?)

[kyle2 10]

You're leading me down to that dark place are'nt you Lily?

[lilythepink 10]

Yes, kyle2. Be careful which way the wind is blowing. Very careful!!

[kyle2 10]

Better wind that smoke I always say!

[lilythepink 10]

And I think smoke is preferable to flamin'!

[kyle2 10]

Hey, where there's smoke there's fire!

[lilythepink 10]

Depends on what smoke we're talking about and especially where it comes from (as in when you've eaten too many Mexican chilli peppers!)

[kyle2 10]

Not as in Puff the magic dragon?

[lilythepink 10]

Yes, I think we have both been puffing far too much ... LOL Why does everyone else seem so sane and staid on the forum lately?

[kyle2 10]

Not up to the challenge of wit fighting I suppose.

[lilythepink 10]

Mr Aerospace has a fabulous saying: "If wit were sh** we'd be sewerage farmers!

[kyle2 10]

And you can grow stuff in it, I don't see a downside!

[lilythepink 10]

Yes, and perhaps bucket it up and sell it on BoB as excellent garden/farmland fertilizer?

[kyle2 10]

Hey, you can actually sell them the procedure, that way you keep youself out of the sh**!

[lilythepink 10]

Yes, and if we sell it as a recipe we can email it to people especially those who want to come and collect and we say "no collections" and they argue with us!

[kyle2 10]

Yes some people have a hard time reading descriptions, maybe there should be a magnify function that puts a huge magnifying glass on the screen which will only go away or process an order if you tick the "I have read it" box.