lilythepink 11 Posted August 23, 2010 If you have a small face, you can now stretch it .... Other Health & Beauty - Face Stretch massage roller - UNBELIEVABLE WHAT THIS CAN DO!!! for sale in Vereeniging (ID:25292423) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voldermort 11 Posted August 23, 2010 But don't forget to flap your flabby skin upwards good grief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 23, 2010 Don't forget the "undeveloped muscles"!! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
retailrush 10 Posted August 23, 2010 And don't mention the spelling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted August 23, 2010 Chinese product for sure even down to the spelling. i can wear that under a wig and look 10 years younger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 23, 2010 Will you dangle it from your ear, Wayne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayjen 10 Posted August 23, 2010 from behind the head then under my Elvis sideburns, no one will see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 You guys have got it wrong, it has to go on your Ace!, and make sure that you have a beer handy for your flabby bits! I love chinese speaklish! < Please put the face massage roller on thef ace sides & massage them,draught flabby skin upwards> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 I don't know if I have an ace!. Could you enlighten me, please? (Could be the other side of my face, perhaps, or even my face on the other side?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 You're leading me down to that dark place are'nt you Lily? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Yes, kyle2. Be careful which way the wind is blowing. Very careful!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Better wind that smoke I always say! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 And I think smoke is preferable to flamin'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Hey, where there's smoke there's fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Depends on what smoke we're talking about and especially where it comes from (as in when you've eaten too many Mexican chilli peppers!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Not as in Puff the magic dragon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Yes, I think we have both been puffing far too much ... LOL Why does everyone else seem so sane and staid on the forum lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Not up to the challenge of wit fighting I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Mr Aerospace has a fabulous saying: "If wit were sh** we'd be sewerage farmers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 And you can grow stuff in it, I don't see a downside! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Yes, and perhaps bucket it up and sell it on BoB as excellent garden/farmland fertilizer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Hey, you can actually sell them the procedure, that way you keep youself out of the sh**! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilythepink 11 Posted August 24, 2010 Yes, and if we sell it as a recipe we can email it to people especially those who want to come and collect and we say "no collections" and they argue with us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyle2 10 Posted August 24, 2010 Yes some people have a hard time reading descriptions, maybe there should be a magnify function that puts a huge magnifying glass on the screen which will only go away or process an order if you tick the "I have read it" box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites