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If you really had to compare the Two!

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Steve87    10
Steve87

I won’t claim any credit for this one, I wish I could though. I came across this article about what it would be like if you had to compare your girlfriend to a gaming console. I just had to share it :D!

Here’s a piece from the article:

 

The Super Nintendo Girl

You never forget your first time. Back then, you didn’t care how “edgy” or “cool” a girl was, you just wanted to have fun. Pure, sweet, innocent fun. Sure, she wasn’t the hottest girl you’d ever date, but she had personality. Like all first loves, you thought it would last forever, which is why it was such a surprise when you dumped her for…

 

The PS3 girl

Hot. Oh my, she’s so hot. Sometimes you think you could just sit and watch her talk all day. (Which is good, because often you’ll be doing just that.) Sure, she has expensive tastes, and doesn’t really like to do that many different things, and you’ll definitely have to buy her some accessories if you want to make the relationship work, but, um… we mentioned the hot part, right?

 

Well, I wonder about that Xbox girl. I didn't see anything on her, but what I can say is that she might look good in Black.

 

Can you compare your girlfriend or boyfriend (not to forget the ladies of course) to a game console? just avoid turning the console wars to wars at home! ;)

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DA_LION_619    10
DA_LION_619

I would pick the PSP Girl

 

shes slim and trim, good looking in black or white plus you can buy her clothes(skins) to suite your mood, shes portable she can fit into your back pocket;)

 

Shes very compatible with the PS3 girl:D (no explanation needed),

 

last but not least shes always at hand when you are feeling bored

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Steve87    10
Steve87

Try searching for xbox girl and nintendo girl on google too! There's some serious competition!

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MacMuffin    0
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Try searching for xbox girl and nintendo girl on google too! There's some serious competition!

 

I must agree - Nintendo was not that appealing, but XBOX had some serious competition - just a pity that their console is so crappy (speaking as a true Sony fanboy)

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Sorry but I must laugh at how many gamer boy stereotypes this thread reinforces. :D Incidentally if you look for just about anything followed by girl you'll probably get at least one pic of a bikini clad female on the first page. Such is the nature of the internet it seems.

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MacMuffin    0
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Sorry but I must laugh at how many gamer boy stereotypes this thread reinforces. :D Incidentally if you look for just about anything followed by girl you'll probably get at least one pic of a bikini clad female on the first page. Such is the nature of the internet it seems.

 

perhaps I am lucky then - my wife is a gamer and pretty much looks like one of those gals on the 1st page google search :P

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jacque31    10
jacque31
Sorry but I must laugh at how many gamer boy stereotypes this thread reinforces.

Sorry - just check the % of PS3 fans vs Wii fans you come across = PS3 more popular = PS3 is far superior than Wii = Wii sucks !:P Sorry I just had to give the fanboy war some new life again as it started to die down. I'm sure Daykie will be the first one to correct me on my comment.

 

As for the google thing - yeah you will always get a bikini clad girl whatever your search term is.... ******** girl. But the girls you get with PS3 is better than with Wii, again showing PS3 is better lol:D

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BumbleBee    10
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perhaps I am lucky then - my wife is a gamer and pretty much looks like one of those gals on the 1st page google search :P

 

Show off! :P

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Haha well not sure what I see when I search for the two is the same as everyone else, seeing as safe search is on, but there seems to be similar level of bikini girls on the first page, I can only imagine the results if safe search was disabled. If the fact that sony paid, in your opinion, a hotter girl, to pose with their product means it's better, then good for all of you but you're only strengthening the stereotype that hardcore gamers are lonely. :D

 

Besides real hardcore gamer girls are never a pretty sight. Think female version of a hardcore gamer guy! *shudder*.

And staying on topic, my wife is a lot better than a console, for the following reasons:

1. She's beautiful! All consoles are plastic, so if you like plastic women, I can see how they'd equate

2. She's unique and original, all of our consoles are one of a few million all the same, whereas she's one in a few billion

3. I could live without a console

4. I don't have to be in one place to enjoy the company of my wife

5. My wife loves me and wants to hang out, the consoles don't care if I spend time with them or not.

6. She's only got eyes for me, the console doesn't care

7. The console wouldn't appreciate going out to dinner with me

8. She functions without electricity

9. She doesn't need to be upgraded every few years

10. Did I mention she's beautiful? :D

 

So hence why I have not compared any console to a woman, they are like a VW beatle compared to a Konigsegg.

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jacque31    10
jacque31
then good for all of you but you're only strengthening the stereotype that hardcore gamers are lonely. :D

 

Not really agree there, so that means I'm not a hardcore gamer, because I have a girlfriend. :confused: Okay I am far from a hardcore gamer, play when I have time, not to mention money to throw around as this is one expensive pastime/hobby whatever we have.:( Anyway but like you said stereotype. :P And for the comment of Sony paying for hot girls posing with the consoles.....at least we know who's got money to throw around, as for Wii maybe they will catch up one day;) ......maybe

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Hehe... nope, you probably aren't a hardcore gamer...

This guy however, probably is:

fat_gamer_kid.jpg

 

And this guy:

GamersRig.jpg

 

 

And here are some hardcore gamer girls:

polls_Gamer_girls_2149_606572_poll_xlarge.jpeg

 

:D

 

EDIT To add: Nintendo doesn't need to spend money on girls, because the console sells itself without cheap tricks! HAHA.

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jacque31    10
jacque31
Nintendo doesn't need to spend money on girls, because the console sells itself without cheap tricks! HAHA.

Note added - sells itself without cheap tricks, the whole console is loaded with tricks & gimmicks:p

As for the pictures:

That first picture, all I can say is LOL:D:D:D

The second picture - WOW, but that hardcore with sport posters on the wall, don't think so - probably photoshoped;)!

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Hmm I dunno, the shadows seem to match and there are gaps in his collection. If he was going to photo shop, why not add the wii and PS3?

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jacque31    10
jacque31
Hmm I dunno, the shadows seem to match and there are gaps in his collection. If he was going to photo shop, why not add the wii and PS3?

Yeah I'm just joking, but Photoshop is powerful and can really create great fakes. As for not adding PS3 and wii - maybe because of space concerns, also who would want to add the wii:p;)

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Lol, well at least there is a place marked out, reserved for wii, nonesuch for the PS3. Although I'm not entirely sure being associated with a gaming nut is an advantage or not.

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jacque31    10
jacque31

Reserved but even this nut know that buying a wii is taking it to far:p!!! Seriously though - looking at that picture just shows how far the console has come, people owning those would never have thought how much better it would get. Just like now....where will the console be in 10 years from now.

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Daykie    10
Daykie

Look at the size difference as well, the old ps2 phat looks small in comparison. Incidentally the virtualboy is considered the only true loser nintendo ever made. It was supposed to be the start of great 3d graphics (by means of a set of goggles). It wasn't. All their other consoles have been profitable. So this dude must be a hectic fanboy to go and get one of those.

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